You Have Entered HARDCORE Tracking Mode!

Congratulations, you brave soul. By enabling Hardcore Tracking Mode, you have officially consented to the most over-the-top level of tracking imaginable. We’re talking **beyond cookies**— full-blown private detectives all up on your trail.

Here’s what happens now:

GPS Tracking Activated

Your device’s GPS is now locked into our **Ultra Surveillance Technology**, allowing us to monitor your every move. Going to the fridge at 2 AM? We know. All those odd Google searches you make are now noted.

Thanks for trusting us with every aspect of your digital life.

Just in case your didn't realised the clear humour in the concept of a hardcode tracking mode, then you should know that this is just a joke and you shouldn't worry - all the best

How to Opt-Out

Once Hardcore Tracking Mode is enabled, the only way to deactivate it is to sign up to my email newsletter below.